- Mom: I want to see Mama Mia. It has Pierce Brosnan,
- Me: Ew, old.
- Mom: Colin Firth,
- Me: Okay, sort of boring.
- Mom: and Meryl Streep.
- Me: I don't care about women.
- Mom: Well, if anyone was going to convert me to the other side, it could be no less than Meryl Streep.
- Me: WHOA!
- Mom: But it's not very likely anyway, since I've gone so long without it, I don't think I need to switch sides.